happy Thursday gals! only one more sleep to the weekend woohoo! another quiet one for me as its my birthday and Easter next weekend so I am having double celebrations then! even though it will be a quiet one for me, I came across this post on Facebook I just had to share as I know some of my ladies will be going through some ( if not all) of the following stages on their night out. it really made me laugh I think everyone will find at least a couple they are guilty of….
Lotsa love, AG Xxo
1. Painstakingly spend 2+ hours choosing the perfect outfit and getting ready.
2. Decide that you look absolutely hideous and change clothes again for the twenty second time.
3. Go back to original outfit – trust the gut and tell yourself you look fabulous.
4. Drink as much alcohol as physically possibly before the taxi arrives – because pre-drinking is an art form.
5. Compliment your friends on how nice they all look and be depressed about how fat you are.
6. Drink your way past caring – sometimes, alcohol is the answer.
7. Spend at least 30 minutes in the smoking area, even if you don’t smoke (which you may well end up doing because hey, you’re on a girls night out).
8. Make copious amounts of new friends in the female toilets that you tell your life story to (especially the nice attendant selling lollipops).
9. Shots. We’re not quite sure what’s in them, we don’t care, they just need to be colourful.
10. Text. Text everyone. Your mum, your ex, your old school teacher, your mates that are out with you. Everyone. Anyone.
11. Cry. There may be a reason for this crying, there may not be, either way, it’s probably happening.
12. Row with your best friend in the toilet, cry some more, instantly make a truce and then re-apply make up in the best way you can.
13. Find the nearest chicken shop, the place of deep-fried drunken dreams.
14. Think you’re the world’s funniest person and make lifelong friendships with all the workers of chicken shop.
15. Befriend the taxi driver and tell him way too many intimate details about this night and many other nights (and he never looks like this).
16. Attempt to find your way to bed, not forgetting to pit-stop at the fridge for further drunk eating.
17. The toughest step of all – the morning after. Prepare for these questions:
– Why am I covered in cake and chicken bones?
– Why do I have seven texts from ‘Tariq chicken shop’?
– Where can I go to hide out for the next month?
posted originally by “Viral thread”
2 thoughts on “all in a nights work…”
This is fucking hilarious. I love it. Thanks for sharing!
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Haha you’re welcome, it made me laugh, Deffo done them all at some point 😂 x