all in a nights work…

happy Thursday gals! only one more sleep to the weekend woohoo! another quiet one for me as its my birthday and Easter next weekend so I am having double celebrations then! even though it will be a quiet one for me, I came across this post on Facebook I just had to share as I know some of my ladies will be going through some ( if not all) of the following stages on their night out. it really made me laugh I think everyone will find at least a couple they are guilty of….

Lotsa love, AG Xxo

1. Painstakingly spend 2+ hours choosing the perfect outfit and getting ready.

nothing

2. Decide that you look absolutely hideous and change clothes again for the twenty second time.

kol

3. Go back to original outfit – trust the gut and tell yourself you look fabulous.

kiop

4. Drink as much alcohol as physically possibly before the taxi arrives – because pre-drinking is an art form.

df

5. Compliment your friends on how nice they all look and be depressed about how fat you are.

go

6. Drink your way past caring – sometimes, alcohol is the answer.

ed

7. Spend at least 30 minutes in the smoking area, even if you don’t smoke (which you may well end up doing because hey, you’re on a girls night out).

smoke

8. Make copious amounts of new friends in the female toilets that you tell your life story to (especially the nice attendant selling lollipops).

kol

9. Shots. We’re not quite sure what’s in them, we don’t care, they just need to be colourful.

 

10. Text. Text everyone. Your mum, your ex, your old school teacher, your mates that are out with you. Everyone. Anyone.

 

11. Cry. There may be a reason for this crying, there may not be, either way, it’s probably happening.

cry

12. Row with your best friend in the toilet, cry some more, instantly make a truce and then re-apply make up in the best way you can.

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13. Find the nearest chicken shop, the place of deep-fried drunken dreams.

lick

14. Think you’re the world’s funniest person and make lifelong friendships with all the workers of chicken shop.

chicken

15. Befriend the taxi driver and tell him way too many intimate details about this night and many other nights (and he never looks like this).

taxi

16. Attempt to find your way to bed, not forgetting to pit-stop at the fridge for further drunk eating.

nutella

17. The toughest step of all – the morning after. Prepare for these questions:

– Why am I covered in cake and chicken bones?

– Why do I have seven texts from ‘Tariq chicken shop’?

– Where can I go to hide out for the next month?

fox

posted originally by “Viral thread”

50 shades of green 🍀

happy day after St Patrick’s day everyone aka hangover day 😷

Hope everyone had a brilliant day yesterday if you were celebrating!! St Patrick’s day is one of fav days of year mainly because it’s a day off work to get drunk and who doesn’t appreciate that?! Nobody more than an Irish person. Believe me 🙊

Me and my girls celebrated in Belfast yesterday touring round a few bars to listen to some classic irish music and drink whatever in sight really. 

As we were going to be walking about a lot I just went for a casual look, with a pathetic attempt at green but I was in a rush and I did my eyes green so that counts, right? Here’s a few pics of my day! Hope everyone survives the day in work for me 😭 Happy St Patrick’s day for another year!! 🍀🍺

Lotsa love, AG Xxo

 

leather jacket – river island shirt – urban outfitters crop top – missguided skirt- primark boots – asos

 

pint of the black stuff 🍺

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